Wank and Tell

An AO3 tag used in fanfics, often smut, where the author would be flattered to know the reader got off to their work.

That fic had a "Wank and Tell" tag so I left a spicy comment as soon as I washed my hands

Pray Tell

Another way of saying 'do tell' or 'go on' but can be used sarcastically.

Number Five: "well… I wasn't alone."
Klaus: "oh? pray tell."
Number Five: "her name was Delores."

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tell em'

A term that is used when one agrees completely with what another individual is saying.

Thug 1: "The other day this thot asked me if I wanted to eat the booty like groceries, and I was like hell no! Ain't no way my mouth going near no stank ass, ratchet ass hoe booty! Fuck that shit!"
Thug 2: "Tell em'."

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kiss and tell

The act of learning intimate secrets about one's sexual partner and, especially after a one night stand or breaking up, telling most everyone else what those secrets are. Usually explicit or kinky in nature, such as dick length or fetishes.

I really don't want to date Maria. She loves to kiss and tell. Everyone knows about her ex's foot fetish.

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Pray tell

do tell, please explain

By doing what pray tell?

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telling stories

Lying; Making stuff up that's not true.

Tom: Hey Jack, Joe told me he flew his car into a skyscraper the other day!
Jack: Really? I was at his house yesterday, and there wasn't even a scratch on his car.

Tom: Yeah, Joe is pretty good at telling stories. We don't even live close to a city.

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do tell

do tell means Please tell me; I want to know; please tell me what you know.

Mary and James are breaking up? Do tell.

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