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The result of farting into a jar and closing its lid tight. Makes a horrible gift.
After that bean burrito, I think I could make one helluva ghost in a jar
A Millennial phenomenon in which a young adult, usually 25, who has yet to establish a career is in an odd position where they realize they turn 40 in 15 years. Individuals experiencing such a crisis are often out of college with a B.A. in the Arts and Sciences, work retail, and ruminate over the missed opportunities of youth and the crippling fear of growing old. They are compelled to find a meaning in their life, but become overwhelmed by knowing that no matter what they do, they are robbing themselves of valuable time to do something else. Because of this, they often choose to do nothing but entertain themselves by binge watching Netflix shows on their parents' account. They have little concern for the importance of money as they live in their childhood bedrooms rent-free.
Abdul, who chose a career in STEM with the knowledge that he would be kicked out of his parents' house, is not experiencing the mid-youth crisis of Jody, who's main concern is not learning the guitar he bought when he was sixteen nine years later.
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The act of learning intimate secrets about one's sexual partner and, especially after a one night stand or breaking up, telling most everyone else what those secrets are. Usually explicit or kinky in nature, such as dick length or fetishes.
I really don't want to date Maria. She loves to kiss and tell. Everyone knows about her ex's foot fetish.
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Dream someone has when falling asleep, but wakes up repeatedly due to how sickening the dream feels. Usually mundane, repeated imagery that leaves one feeling frustrated and feverish because it just won't change.
Donny played lots of Smash Bros last night, but keeps having a fever dream of the campaign over and over again. He kind of wishes he didn't play for eight hours straight because it won't get out of his head.
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