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When a woman places a single breast on the ass of a man. This will result in the most mind-blowing, ball-draining explosion of man butter ever. Boob on ass.
Mike: "Dude, I Teriyaki Phonebooked Chelsea last night."
Todd: "What the fuck are you talking about?"
Mike: "She put her boob on my ass."
Todd: "Ohhhhh. Nice, Mike."
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asthma acquired by overindulgence in teriyaki or Mexican seafood
"I feel sick. Must be the teriyaki asthma again."
"You mean that awesome series of 7'' compilations C/Z Records put out in the early nineties?"
"Nope."
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Chicken Teriyaki was the correct full name of the last surviving Japanese kamikaze pilot. He was rumored to always have had a large brown stain on the seat of his Zero Fighter and on the seat of his flight suit. It has been reported that Chicken Teriyaki often adorned his flight suit with a decorative yellow stripe all the way up the back of his flight suit as well.
Dude, I saw Chicken Teriyaki's plane at the big air show and there wasn't a mark or blemish on it anywhere besides the huge stain on the cockpit seat.
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a man who likes to sleep with asian women. someone with yellow fever.
John: If you could only sleep with one race of women the rest of your life, which race would you choose?
Josh: I do only sleep with one race. I'm a teriyaki jockey- win, place, or show.
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when you place live fish inside your partners rectum and then proceed to have anal sex
Person A: did you hear that Jack and John had a teriyaki fish bowl last night.
Person B: WHAT?! thats fucking vile .
sex on a sandwich, no argument...
person 1: how good is the chicken teriyaki sub?
person 2: like sex on a sandwich
The act of ejaculating on a strip of teriyaki jerky and feeding it to your partner.
Teriyaki Jizz Jerky: “I told my man I was hungry so he ejaculated on a strip of teriyaki jerky and suddenly I was full.”