text

An unfortunate side-effect to literacy.
Synonyms: words, letters, boring, funny sticky things, WTF?

Lamar: "I hate having to read all this text."
Joseph: "I just see lots of lines and scribbles."
Lamar: "I envy you."

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texting

STUPID!! the worlds worst invention that can only break up relationships and tear people further apart

The following dialouge is a representation of two typical people texting about a typical subject:
person 1: what are you doing on saturday?"
person 2:"NOTHING!"
person 1: "oh, wanna hang out?"
person 2: "sure lol"
person 1: "what's so funny, you're a jerkface never talk to me again"

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texting

A way to communicate your friends by "typing" on your cell phone. The most pointless thing in the world.

It also makes your English bad.

Texter: Oh, my friend texted me about <insert gossip here> and were texting for 5 hours straight!

Non-texter: God, why don't you just call the person?

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textative

1. a.The action of compulsively continuing to text large amounts of information by use of various technologies.
b. texting non stop, no finger relaxation.

1. Ksenija is a textative person due to lack of a telephone.

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texting

one of the dumbest things in the world for a relationship.

guy.(looks at phone) lol giggels.........WTH

girl. I wonder if he got my text(ringgggggggggggggg)hello

guy. WTH was that text about.

girl. why the fuck are you calling me hang up and text it.

guy. Why?......hello....hello......fuckin hoe.texting fuking sucks

girl. (looks at text)its over bitch.(calls bf)

guy. hello..

girl. why is it over wad i do?

guy.fku,hang up and text it bitch.

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Texting

While your writing a message to a person on a electronic device (verb)

I'm texting your boy Anthony.

Texting

When your not going out with someone but there is something going on and you’re sending eachother x’s and you shift at discos. Used in Ireand

Leah “ Oh yea I shifted Eoin at Gaa I kinda want to start texting him”
Paddy “ ah yea I’ll ask him if he would start for ye”

Paddy “ you should start texting Leah”
Eoin “ Ah maybe I’ll ask her tonight I kinda like her she’s some good shift like”
Paddy “ ah yea gwan I think she likes you”

Eoin “ Dyou want to start texting ? xx”
Leah “ Yea ok xx”