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A big purple raisand thing that gets bullied by the avengers because he collects rocks and he wears a big glove with rocks glued to it
See that ballsack chin grimace raisand guy he killed all his bullies his name is thanos
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A purple prune that has a rock collection, has a cool glove, adopts random children after commiting genocide on their family, has a insurance company called 50%, and gets bullied by the avengers.
a giant grape that likes to snap
thanos: I hate you *snap* ha ur ded lol
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A gay raisin nigga with a gucci oven mit that threw his adopted grape off a cliff for his fucking rock collection
Alex: Can you pass me the grapes?
Me: I cant because ant-man fucked him in the ass and he fucking died.
RIP Thanos
An adjective to describe something that is supreme, immense, powerful, or of a great quantity.
Guy 1: “Dude I got THANOS IRON”
Guy 2: “Aghh, fuck... the biters are attacking my copper!”
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a fat rasin that snaps half of the universe away
thanos is a rasin
Everyone else:reeeeeee
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A buff-ass purple motherfucking Rick Harrison floating through space in his space pawnshop dimension in an attempt to "balance" the universe by putting on a shiny fucking gloves with six gay rhinestones decorating it. He beats the shit out of lesser beings like Captain Fucking America, makes Spider-Man not feel so good, and single-handedly killed the Avengers that no one cared about. Thanos is a fucking Saint.
Person 1:"Yo, chief! I heard that buff-ass Thanos guy beat the shit out of every Avenger in Infinity War! He looks just like mothafuckin Rick Harrison!"
Person 2: "Fuck yea bro! I know, that big purple raisin guy kicks ass and by Jesus, he does look like he owns a fuckin' pawn shop."
Person 1: "I fuckin' told you, chief!"
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