300

Quite possibly the worst movie ever. boring as hell. dease fighting scenes. the rest of the movie was just filler to make the fighting scenes look that much better.

yo dude, did you go see 300 with yo bitch? well yes i did. after we watched it i slapped her in the face because the moie sucked so bad.

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300

300, Similar to the cunt punt, but during sex. Get her in the mood and start to 'do' her. Preferably over a balcony or something like that. Then unexpectedly pull out and yell "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!" and Leonidas kick her, sending her flying.

Jake and Megan were making out in his balcony, when Jake suddenly yelled out "THIS IS SPARTA!!" and kicked her in the chest. Like the beginning scenes of 300

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300

one of the most homoerotic movies of this year.

boring chick flick!

300 sucks! and i would hate to see it ever again.

33👍 82👎

300

A movie on the battle of Thermopylae. Remarkable for its fight scenes and its stunning visuals. You could that it is among the cream of the crop when it comes to movie, just as long as you don't mind your masterpieces predictable, marginally jingoistic, historical inaccuracy and with hammy acting.

"Dude, did you see 300? It's epic, one of the greatest ever!"
"I don't know, it was kind of full of itself, I could see the hot, hot British chick getting fucked up the ass by that guy from the Wire from the get-go. And why does everybody keep yelling? It'd be more dramatic if they talked normally every now and then."
"GAAAYYY!"

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300

fucking a girl while standing up, pulling out, screaming "THIS! IS! SPARTA!" and kick her in the chest-preferably off your bed

dude i was fucking this chick last night and i pulled a 300 on her right onto my floor

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the 300

The act of having sexual intercourse with a girl and waiting for her to fall asleep at which time you slip the used condom over her head and slap her in the face shouting "THIS IS SPARTA!"

Erin was so bad in bed tonight, I gave her the 300 for breakfast.

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300

A movie that is actually quite lame, with absolutely nothing groundbreaking about it (it is actually very regressive in many ways). By calling a few slo-mo scenes coupled with frenetic zooms "groundbreaking" is only indicative of the intellectual bankrupcy of today's sheeple. BTW, it is NOT AT ALL the "very definition of manhood" and men who have half an intelligence would not look up to such moldy and ancient archetypes of "manhood". If so many men weren't such dupes, they would be very very happy that this is no longer what makes a man. A man today can be much more than just some deluded military cog.

300 is an irrelevent film that feeds violent,negative impulses to a population of lost, identity stricken males in a time when such beligerent behaviour only causes sadness, tragedy, and destruction to a high degree.

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