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Afternoon Delight is quite simply all about daytime love making, the naughty type. It was also the name of a song sung in the 70s by a group called the starland vocal band. Theses words date back to around 130BC in Ancient Egypt, when people along the nile respectively went out in the afternoon to the banks of the nile and made love to their partners. I'm talking about having a bowl of chicken soup with a rubin, then making dirty rubin love. Now days we would see this as a mass orgy, but back then it was quite common. Afternoon Delight coming from the Ancient Egyptian words Aftaron, meaning before night, and delita, meaning sex.
Rubbing sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbing you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
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The best time of the whole week for sex- there's never anything better to do, yet still you get that same decadant feeling as when skiving on a monday to fuck your lover
Girl: sunday afternoon..man i'm bored
Boy: fancy a shag?
Girl: hell yeah!
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If you shave in the morning, the hairs will likely have grown back by afternoon. The beard is short, you can not see the hairs, but it is like a beard-shaped shadow on your face, this is known as an afternoon shadow.
Guy 1: It is so irritating, I shaved this morning, and now my beard is back!
Guy 2: Yeah, there is no escaping the afternoon shadow.
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When working a hybrid role (remote & office) to not bother coming in for the morning and only strolling in at lunch for the afternoon - hence you’re an Afternoon Princess
“Did you see Luke strolling into work at lunchtime again?”
“Yeah, he’s being an Afternoon Princess”
The horrific musky smelling shit aroma that permeates office restrooms in the afternoon. It’s just not a complete workday until some workplace sap funkifies the place by pinching off a musky which is usually the result of some bad lunch choices.
This shitter reeks of afternoon musk.
The air in this crapper is ripe with afternoon musk.
I’d wait to go in there unless you want to inhale a thick, pungent afternoon musk.
Someone that misses most if not all of the morning, and wake up in or close to the afternoon. They like to get into the swing of things after the noisy hustle and bustle of the mornings. Jumping into action well after the early birds. Afternoon Raccoons also love to sleep. This person doesn't consider themselves an early bird or a night owl. But they can choose to be more that one. For example, they feel like an afternoon raccoon and a night owl.
I'm not an "Early Bird" and I'm not a "Night Owl", Im more of an "Afternoon Raccoon."
Defined by the late Douglas Adams as "The Long, Dark, Teatime of the Soul." A period of time when you know that you should be doing something around the house, but you're too busy thinking about going back to work on Monday.
"I know I should be fixing that squeaky step on the front porch, but I've got a bad case of Sunday Afternoon."
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