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A female living in the state of Alaska who is a "2" but thinks and acts like she is a "10." This is due to the fact the women are outnumbered 5 to 1 by males in Alaska. The leads to ugly girls finding mates that they would usually have no chance with in the lower 48. In fact, when these Alaskan Princesses finally do venture out of their home state they are shocked to find out that no guys are interested in them. After dropping out of college they move back to Alaska where they can continue to be huge stuck up bitches and feel pretty.
I offered to buy that girl over there a drink but she said I didn't have permission to talk to her. She's not even that cute! What a bitchy, stuck up, alaskan princess!!
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That Alaskan Princess is such an fat, ugly, whore! I'm gonna get her drunk and give her a glass bottom steamboat
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The act of a female farting on a males penis that is covered in hand sanitizer that is alight.
My dear friend light his genitals on fire with hand sanitizer, then had his girlfriend fart on it. He no longer has genitals to the Alaskan flamethrower.
The act of lighting a female's bush on fire and extinguishing the flames with your cum.
Timmy gave his girl the Alaskan firefighter last night.
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1. The act of ejaculating on someone's head out a window
2. Papayas native to the state of Alaska
1. "You don' like dat bitch? Next time she come 'round here imma have to give her an Alaskan Papaya befo' she walk in MAH house"
2. "The most exotic thing on the grocery list was the Alaskan
Papaya"
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Four people go outside in a snow storm set up in an igloo in the middle of Alaska. A girl sits in the middle and is covered in animal hides. she then begins to fart profusely. After some time, the hides are removed, boxing the igloo with deadly farts. All the men are waiting naked around her and once the scent reaches their nostrils, they are immediately brought to completion. They all splurge all over the girl in the middle, covering the igloo with their semen.
Hey man wanna come up to my igloo this week I got a girl who's down for an Alaskan Tuesday.
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A girl will be giving you head, right after you finish in her mouth you blow pepper in her face causing her to sneeze and the jizz to shoot our of her nose like fire from a dragon.
Jenny got a taste of the alaskan dragon today.
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A sexual act which involves 5 men and 3 women . One girl presents herself in the doggy position whilst 3 men place their erected penis s in her anus all at the same time . The other two men place their scrotum on the woman's head to resemble a hat whilst the remaining women cheer on from the side offering support and the occasional energy drink .
girl: "im feeling horny , wanna give the "Alaskan Bagpipe" a try for a change"
guy: "ill call the guys! "
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