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An emotionally unstable Jedi in StarWars which eventually turned into Darth Vader due to being completely pwnz0red by Obi-Wan. And all this happened for a girl which was about 4 years older than him.
Man, Anakin Skywalker sucks ass, he cries like ALL the time.
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A person who was a jedi, then joined the sith, lost his legs and one of his arms by Obi Wan, then burned, then got saved by Palpatine, then turned into Darth Vader
"Hey, you heard of Anakin Skywalker?"
When a consenting partner advances sexual intercourse by turning their body to present their anus
- thus 'turning to the dark side'.
We were in the middle of really passionate sex when she said 'Lets Anakin' - I thought to myself 'wow, I should put a ring on this amazing woman' - but before I knew it - she had 'er ring on me!
A guy who hates sand and is easily manipulated
Manipulation guy “Now kill him”
Anakin “what?”
Manipulation guy “DEW IT”
Or
Anakin: Hey imma turn to the dark side now, Ight?
Master who’s name rhymes with Toby from: uh nah bro that’s not ok
Anakin: Ok well I’m going to anyway by the way I kinda hate sand
Master who’s name rhymes with Toby from: I have a bad feeling about this but ok, hey also u know im gonna have to take the high ground and let u burn right?
Anakin: Ya I’m fine with it
Master who’s name rhymes with Toby from: O ok
Poser from Tatooine. No one really cares about Anakin till he turns into the biggest baddest pimp in the galaxy bitch! AKA Darth Vader. Has the ability to force choke and force lift.
Screw Anakin, Vader is where its at.
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To Anakin something up:
To absolutely react to situations in a complete melodramatic overreaction that's destructive/dangerous to both yourself and the people closest to you.
Man, don't you dare Anakin this up
NEVER Anakin something up
To negate:
"Anakin, quit your panikin"
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