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Little country which is often dreadful for france.
Culture followers with a 10 years decay.
a french (in 88'):"woaw,i just discovered new wave is fantastic! yeeeee!"
a Belgian (in 88'):"I used to listen to new wave 10years ago. Now im more into acid and new beat"
A french (98') goin' at i love techno in gent : "yopeeee! techno is soo cooool! one half let's do another half!"
A Belgian (98'): "There's no longer real techno scene anywhere. I mostly do drum & bass parties"
A french (at anytime):"hahahaha! Belgians are soo dumb! hahahaha"
Belgians and the rest of the world (at anytime): "froggies? what kind of music did they invented?"
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home of the french'd fries, also produces some of the best beer and chocolate in the world. Also home to lots of cats in the northern, dutch part, and lots of trees in the southern, french part.
I like belgian chocolate, it's so belgium-ish and chocolaty!
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A country where 59% speak Dutch, 40% speak French and 1% speak German, which had a problem about having a government during 532 days, whose beers are the best of the world, where sweet historical cities like Ghent and Brugge are located in, also whose royal dynasty is ridiculously German rooted.
Belgium's new king is Philippe I.
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A Belgium occurs when a partner about to receive penetration is expecting a slow, manageable entrance but is instead surprised by a hard and fast penetrative strike (much like Germany's attack through Belgium in world war 1).
Ted: Bro did you bang Jackie last night?
Jeff: Yeah man, I gave her a Belgium, she is still in shock.
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one of the greatest swear words in the known galaxy. see a book in the Hitchikers guide to the galaxy series.
that froidian guy is so belgium that its funny.
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1. A European country that is most commonly recognized for its Belgian waffles
2. A small town in Wisconsin north of Milwaukee. It's a farm town with less than 2000 people and nothing to do.
1. Damn skippy, I wonder if the Belgian waffles are better in Belgium.
2. I'm so fucking glad I moved away from Belgium when i was 12, the mall was an hour away...the Belgian waffles at the restaurant "Hobos" were good though.
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