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Another one of those nutjob conspiracy theorist US House members that represent America's right-winged bottom of the barrel and the QAnon cult.
Lauren Boebert is just as crazy as Marjorie Taylor Greene
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N: An over-the-trousers tug job typically performed in a public setting, such as a theater, full of families and children.
Laura was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when, all of a sudden, she got the urge to crank some wang, so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! "Awww, Laura...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."
An inconsiderate, rude, or obnoxious theater attendee.
"Some boebert's phone went off and they answered it!"
A conical object lacking a flared base inserted into the anus for improvised sexual gratification despite being designed for another task entirely.
Examples: toy pine cones, modernist featureless christmas trees, decorative bottles.
“anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough, but a Boebert will send you to the ER”
The act of tactile sex in a public venue of entertainment; i.e. a handjob in a theater.
Lauren gave Quinn a fabulous Boebert.
Noun:
The act of tactile sex in a public venue of entertainment; i.e. a handjob in a theater.
Lauren gave Quinn a fabulous Boebert.
(n) A quickie handjob in a semi-public place. Often by a partner you have relaxed your standards (with regard to appearance, hygiene, intelligence, and class) to be with.
(syn) trailer swiftie
"Hey, baby, if we're not gonna hook up, at least gimme a Boebert in the parking lot."