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A philosophy of personal conduct towards people and life. Derived from many religious and philosophical studies, Bowserism tries to bring into the twenty first century old precepts in a new package that can be accepted by an educated class of people. It is a work in progress and this sage welcomes your addition to this work of wisdom. Please feel free and advance this effort.
1) Life can be good or bad, depending on the actions of either the individual, another person, both or the actions of others.
2) Your actions can create good, bad or worse results as time moves forward.
3) You can love, hate, help or harm others.
4) Every man has sinned.
5) There are two paths from which to choose.
6) There is always time to change paths.
7) Blazing your own trail will lead to one of two paths.
8) Do to others as you would have them do to you.
9) Do not lie.
10) Do not bait and fish for evil in another mans heart or you will find it.
11) The human soul is more valuable than any material object.
12) Forgive others their errors.
13) Two wrongs do not make a right.
14)
Her Bowserism kept her head above water.
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its a charactr in mario and its the name of this librarian who got pissed at me cuz i snuck porn onto one of the shelves in the kid's section
who the fuck names their kid bowser?
ok bowser i swear that 5 year old kid masturbaited off his own porn
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An ironic nickname given to an attractive girl that has an ordinary name. The irony of this is derived from the villain in the popular video game series of Mario.
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Bowser is a reptilian furry who guys to furry conventions. Once in a while he will pull up to a real animal and give them the Alabama Hot Pocket. He has given 30 ponies, 60 Raccoons, and all of his children some type of STD. He also is a popular minecraft streamer
Person 1:Oh no Bowser is giving that Raccoon and AHP should we stop him
Person 2: Do you mind I'm giving all of his kids a medicine for their STD
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Similar in fashion to the "minger," a bowser describes a woman who is quite unattractive to the eyes and causes pain upon viewing.
"Shit Dawg. That is one hell of a bowser that just walked by. My eyes are bleeding."
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Basically just a fat ugly girl.
Also a fat ugly girl that is cranky and thinks she is smokin hot.
Most of the time, a bowser is the disgusting obese friend(girl) that tags along with a mega-hottie.
Man 1: "Duudee! You see that hottie over there?!?! I HAVE to hook up with her tonight!"
Man 2: "Ya man but look at her friend. If you get with that Dime, that means im stuck with the bowser!"
The next morning...
Man 2: "Fuck mann! You owe me BIG TIME!!!
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An alcoholic drink. Half Fireball Whiskey (or any other cinnamon whiskey) and Half Sprite. It gets its name from the fact that the character Bowser shoots 'fireballs' from his mouth and Bowser is a character from a videogame which means that he has a 'sprite'.
Yes, I would like a Bowser please. I am really in the mood for something with cinnamon in it.
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