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A strong, respectful, confident soldier who will do anything to save your life.
He was born a skinny child, growing up he wanted to show the world he was more than he looks.
After being drafted as a soldier, it wasn't working out, so he took some magical steroids called the "Super Soldier Serum" Which enhanced his strength, speed, endurance, and lifespan, and got a cool new shield.
After he takes down a Nazi, who secretly had a identity on the whole time, he actually has a red skull.
The ship/Carrier he was in crashed. He was frozen for years, and when Director Nick Fury discovered him, he later joined a team of superheros, like him, and fought off "Avenger" level threats. After defeating a alien "Thanos" he returns very powerful weapons, known as the "Infinity stones" and since he never got the chance to spend the love of his life, he decided to time travel and re-live his life. He returns to the present timeline, and gives up his shield, to the one and only Falcon, becoming the next Captain America. - (MCU Captain America)
Captain America: Without that suit of armor, what are you?
Iron-Man: A Billionaire Playboy Genius, without those steroids, what are you bitch? A skinny ass kid who can't even beat up a citizen.
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Captain America is a Marvel superhero and one of the first Avengers. His best buds are Bucky Barns aka The Winter Soldier and Sam Wilson aka Falcon.
"If I could only choose one superhero, I would choose Captain America cuz he is awsomeee"
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After you have had sex doggy style with your partner you pull out, cum in your hand, do Captain America's side flip and upon landing throw your sperm into your partners face. After this yell Justice as you take a proud super hero pose which is not to be interrupted due to the partners reaction.
G: yo what'd you do last night?
D: went to my girls house and pulled a Captain America on her.
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captain america thinks he one tough son-of-a-bitch(mark flissinger)
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In the Game of Rape, The Capt. America Card, or Captain, is the King of Hearts. His awesomeness is unsurpassed. The Captain has the power to perform a Rape Combo on any card, albeit it is considered bad form to play the Captain on the SC Card (He has standards, afterall).
The Captain is also an integral part in the coveted Caledonia Combo.
SHA-ZAM! The Captain has owned you bitch! Try to Dave me will ya!
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A huge rip off of Captain Falcon in every way. Created by Marvel to mooch off the success of Falcon. Born on the planet Namek.
I wish Captain America wasn't such a bad rip off of Captain Falcon.
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to put a woman on her knees spinning and blowing five animals with a american flag on the back
i was at the zoo and a woman was giving five animals a captain america swirly with a cape on her back smfh