Cali Clogger

What you call someone traveling from California to another state and leaves a massive shit in the toilet in your hotel that you can’t flush no matter how hard you try.

Dude you should’ve seen what I left in the toilet in NY... let’s just say they’ll never forget the Cali Clogger!

Log Clogger

(1) Fecal excrement of such abnormally large girth that it is (or would be) unable to be eliminated by the flushing mechanism.

(2) Large bowel movement that overwhelms the capabilities of modern plumbing. May or may not be the size of the hole in the toilet.

Michelle dropped the old log clogger at Sarah's apartment and she had to have her septic system reinstalled

You call that a log clogger man? I have thicker dumps that that after a week of eating split pea soup.

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Texas clogger

A massive shit resulting in the clog of a toilet.

"Hey I'm gonna go take a shit."
"Will it be a Texas clogger?"

*walks out of bathroom proudly*
"That was a Texas clogger!"

"Everything is bigger in Texas!"

yoghurt clogger

When she comes and the only thing holding it in is your penis

Yoghurt clogger - I'm glad your penis is keeping me blocked up!

throat clogger

When a man/woman cocks over an individual with their ass in their face and take a shit in there mouth which the reciever gargles.

I gave this girl a throat clogger.

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Cum clogger

this occurs when you cum so much into the vagina it gets clogged. can be fatal if cum dries.

dude i had such i huge load last night, it was the best cum clogger ever!

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coochie clogger

a vassle used to clog the vagina

"girl u gotta coochie clogger i can borrow, i just started my rag.

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