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Crackle Rag

The cloth, towel or sock used to wipe up semen and juices after masturbation or sex. Repeated use creates a wonderful crackling crust.

My mom found my crackle rag and asked a lot of uncomfortable questions.

My uncle slapped me with his crackle rag when he found me looking his porn collection.

This sock has been my crackle rag for years. I refuse to wash away the memories.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018


crackling clam

the act of putting pop rocks in a woman's vagina which pop due to the moisture; crackling refers to the popping pop rocks while clam is a common word for vagina

He pulled out a package of pop rocks to try the crackling clam.

by campbarbie February 11, 2008

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crackle pop

a witty retort mocking someone who says "oh, snap!"

You're momma's so fat, they have an urban dictionary entry about it.

Oh, Snap!

Crackle Pop!

by pwns3524 May 13, 2010


Crackle Bugs

Any beetle that clicks, crackles and sounds like Rice Crispies if you pick it up or touch it. Found in abundance in Florida near Disney world.
Not to be confused with Cracka bugs which are white in color, also make noise when you mess with them but usually the noise is all they do and bite less often than both Crackle bugs and chiggers (which are a cross between the black dung beetle and an asian beetle).

I was walking down the sidewalk and there were crackle bugs everywhere.

by Kev1969 September 26, 2017


Crackle spackle

When you don't wipe after pooping and the the poop dries into a scab

Yo, last night I had to rip off her crackle spackle before we could do anal.

by Shouldabeengone April 6, 2015

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ass crackle

take a shit in your pants and leave it there to dry, it forms a case like structure and when pulled off is hardened shit in the shape of an ass

guy1: i heard that daniel has ass crackle
guy2: yea i saw it yesterday

by theawesomeporra February 2, 2011

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Pork Crackling

Pork rinds, pork crisps: the fried skin of a pig. usually British

Pork crackling is best when served fresh cooked!

by pendraggon August 25, 2008

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