Crunch

A cross between a crotch and a cunt.

My sister is being a CRUNCH!!!!!

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crunch

-Originated in the Seattle area
-A word to say when someone is being embarrased.
-When someone tells someone off, then another person will say CRUNCH .

Guy #1:Ms. Clarke is too fat to even fit through the door.
Guy #2:Nigga dont be talkin when you cant even fit between mountains.
Guy #3:CRUUUUUNNNNCCHHHH!

Girl:That dude needs a tic tac
Boy #1:You need A LOT of tic tacs
Boy #2:Crunch

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Crunch

A munch that only likes eating out crusty pussy

John: Oh god, I cant believe he’s a crunch.

Mabel: Right? That’s disgusting.

Crunch

Adjective describing something mmm mmm delicious like a chip or granola bar or something rancid rotten and a flop there is no in-between and it all depends on context clues. One might assume the term especially when referring to food means something is crunchy, however any good food can be crunch regardless of texture. This being the case crunch's etymological origins are unclear: It could be related to food texture, visual appearance, or similar slang term crunchy.

This term is often used within queer communities which may have been where the term originated from culturally.
In her 2016 single Puppet Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 said "Look at that mug go crunch,crunch, crunch" while this

effectively utilizes the term it doesn't explain it to a casual audience. On the genius lyrics page for this song Trey McGee explains:
"This is believed to be a reference to a joke made by Drag Race season 5 winner, Jinkx Monsoon, towards fellow contestant, Roxxxy Andrews.In a previous runway challenge, the judges had compared Roxxxy’s body to peanut butter. Jinkx, referring to the unsightly texture and cakeiness of Roxxxy’s face, compared her mug to crunchy peanut butter"

Damn that mug is crunch. /negative
These eggs are crunch as fuck. /positive

Crunching

Doing a lot of, or trying hard to achieve a goal.

I've really been crunching this new TV show lately.

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Crunched

The act of becoming intoxicated; Getting drunk; being drunk

Damn dude I was so crunched last night I stole a street sign.

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but crunch

some one who likes to crunch but or an exercise wear u clench your butocks together

gym instructer give me 20 but crunch you lazy fat bitch

lazy fat bitch runs for the door

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