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1. Everyone knows a Dave. Daves are, as a rule, people to ask about something, whether it be plumbing, horseracing, astronomy or computers. Daves, like Steves, are "solid blokes".
2. {Br.} A name given to children by parents who wish their issue to become plumbers.
(1) "Dave will know..."
(2) "Dave, can you come round? My pipes need seeing to"
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My dad used to always say “You’re never too far from a Dave”
Then he would go on to list the many Dave’s he knew.
We all need a doggy Dave in our lives.
If you know a Dave then you know...
•Your life is complete
•Your in risk of getting murdered
•You probably know 10 more Dave’s
“Can you give this to Dave?”
“Which one-?”
The act leaving the smoke rotation during any part once first lighting has occurred. Usually to go and listen to Dave Mathews band or other similar suburb bands.
Corry- "Yo Jimmy where the hell is Dave going i just sparked up this blunt"
Vic-"yo dude don't dip in the middle of a blunt"
Dave-"sorry guys im gonna Daveing on you, got a new Dave
Mathews band CD".
everyone-"Bitch-nigga"
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When you have to take a massive, wet shit.
I went to lunch, had some BBQ and had to stop at the gas station to take a massive Dave!
I really hate when I get the Dave's!
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when a guy furiously texts, hangs out and calls a girl with every intention from both parties to do naughty things to each other but nothing actually happening. Dave conversations can include phrases like "we should go out", "do you want to make out after fifth period today", and "of course I have feelings for you... lust yeah thats one of them". Daving will usually last several months and is not a weekend thing. Some Davers have recorded one hundred thousand text messages to a girl with still no action taking place. Daving can develop into a sport among fellow Daves.
Dude i met this girl at a party last night. I'm so going (to) dave that.
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Dave is a one-of-a-kind. Tall, with a charming smile and amazing eyes, he's almost to good to be true.
He's sweet, attractive, caring, and incredibly hilarious. He does the most legitimate accents, to the point where they are completely believable! He's smart, charismatic, and basically a perfect person.
I love Dave. I'm so glad he's mine
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