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Step 1: Apply peanut butter to your anus.
Step 2: Engage your girlfriend/wife in anal sex.
Step 3: Call Fido, who will rim you whilst you bang your girlfriend.
Mom was shocked when she caught me, Maria, and Buster in a Sackville Deluxe.
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Brutal deluxe …
I did warn it may come …
Stalker boy …
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You waited meekly over a week to have a little smiling contest outside my house again (twice in a day) unlike the camera crew sket who has walked past begging for attention every day this week and last and the week before … maybe she will turn left one day and left again instead of right and right again .. but hey I’m the problem….
Obviously …..
Surprised it wasn’t hubby too like last week with the other unholy baby in tow. fence terminator true to form, her dog can only stop outside my house it would seem
Well trained
Bit like yourself Stalkie but couldn’t resist today could we
Twin flame energy
You love it, follow her less I’m sure but I get it in a similar way with people constantly staring from windows (cough cough) or trying to film me sunbathe through acute angles in broken fences like …
Just saying …
So …was chatting to spirt (and I don’t need the truth and clarity assurance device as much now… ) about people, humanity, morality .. people like you .. what happens if say they are lusting after another .. there spouse is doing the same … maybe both vibing off TF energy …obviously nobody would ever admit to this because people don’t do that or admit this shit to themselves .. let alone anyone else but can the say oh that’s bullshit quackery I won’t believe this pretend to hide their shame
Brutal deluxe … tbc
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Named after the elaborate and torturous traps from the "Saw" film series, this can be considered the ultimate prank in which you defecate at the foot of someone's bed, ejaculate on to the light switch, vomit on the inner doorknob, and urinate at the base of the inner doorway. Ideally done when the victim is in the room but is deeply asleep or under the influence, such as to minimize the chance of interruption and maximize the interaction with each "trap."
I got so wasted at the house party; when I woke up I found my asshole roommate had given me the ol' Jigsaw Deluxe!
the act of receiving a blowjob while simultaneously taking a dump, peeing, and eating pizza, or maybe cake. if you accomplish this, i'm proud.
To my knowledge, no one has ever received a Deluxe Blumpkin.
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n. a very skanky women normally ugly and old
Oh look at that Skanky delux on the corner.....
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When you don’t wash your cum (vibe) from the tip of your cock and go to sleep, the next morning your cock has a surplus of Creamy deluxe
I just got head from this girl again and gave her the creme delox xxl sauce nutter butter face cream smegsmell cottage cheese rancyyydancy cunt creamy deluxe
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When you take a can of easy cheese and spray it inside of the anus for lube and put your meat between your partners buns to make the cheese delux.
Last night I told Mary I was going to give her a cheese delux. Immagine her surprise when she found out I wasnt talking about a burger!