dentist

the person to whom you pay a visit when your teeth are misbehaving and are giving you loadsa pain.
many people are scared of going to the dentist, probably due to large number of whirring, drilling, scraping and poking that goes on.
personally, i'm not scared of my dentist, as it is my mum. actually, scrap that, i'm VERY scared of my dentist BECAUSE it's my mum.....

no, honestly mum, my teeth are FINE...

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dentist

the scary man who licks your teeth until they bleed

the dentist wants to take my babee teethees

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dentist

A person who "eats" with someone else's teeth.

Im a dentist, I earn my money fixing teeth

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dentist

Cruel person who should be known as a "Gaggist". They love to stick strange tools down your throat to gag you.

That stupid Gaggist shoved a huge metal fluoride tray in my mouth. I gagged and vomited all over the place.

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dentisted

Striking a blow to one's head / face that is so severe it causes them to have to visit the dentist.

"Ayo man, J-Roc dentisted that nigga Trillo-Pad!"

Ricky: "I heard that you broke T's jaw."
J-Roc: "Yeah I dentisted that nigga."
:: high-five ::

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dentist

A person who enjoys sticking his hands down many peoples throats a day, and shuving big shiney tools in there too to make him look important.

Me:*cough cought*Splutter*cough cough*
Dentist dude: Stop moving
Drill: *BUZZZZZZZZZZ......*

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dentist

n. a person with whom you have sex and you can't feel a thing.

v. to have sex with someone and not feel a thing.

n. 'You must be a dentist, cause I couldn't feel a thing.'

v. 'She was so loose, the best I could do was dentist her.'

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