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Deutsch job

A hand job, from someone who is of German descent

guy 1 "I got with this girl last night. She kept speaking German, and gave me a really vigorous hand job"

guy 2 "you got a Deutsch job?"

by pastryface August 8, 2010

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deutsch bag

A german dueche bag.

Real funny deutsch bag.

Used in the movie Beerfest

by Westley E October 21, 2007

41๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Deutsch Disease

A 24 hour to 7 day ailment due to excessive deutsching (smoking and/or drinking) over a short period of time. Symptoms are sore throat, loss of voice, mild headache and nausea, and black lung among others. Typically necessitates that the patient takes a few days off from deutsching, or takes a long Power Nap and pops a Celsius before returning.

-Yo, Iโ€™m having the boys over tonight for march maddy, tryna pu?
-Poss, I got Deutsch Disease so ima see how I feel after a Power Nap and energy drink.

by Cactus657 March 14, 2023

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dirty Deutsch

After sticking a penis or a finger in an ass, the person pulls it out and wipes it across his/her partner's upper lip, forming an authentic looking Hitler mustache.

After the Dirty Deutsch, she was longing to visit Germany.

by Anal Sphincter August 11, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Allan Deutsch

Owner of the worlds largest natural penis. Amazingly skilled at using it, too.

Girl: "dayummm that thing is huge it could kill me"
Allan: "hell no bitch I'm Allan Deutsch so I use this monster like a boss!"

by Case of Nova December 22, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


don deutsch

A guy who is just a great big douche the name refering to one of the biggest douches of them all don deutsch

Look at that kid walking with the fat asian girl what a don deutsch!

by TD24 April 18, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


deutsch nozzle

somebody that is not very cool that says nothing funny and has no friends like emo kids and people that play magic the gathering .

you are such a deutsch nozzle!

by lne_tkr420 January 25, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž