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A man to be feared, the hulk himself lost an arm wrestle against him, if you see someone with this name, their dick is so enormous that it ranges 7-8 football fields. Every man should fear a Dylan, he’s definitely slammed the absolute shit out of your girlfriend and your mother at least three times, if all of the combined knowledge of urban dictionary came together and tried to explain how a man could get so much pussy our mortal brains would melt at trying to comprehend how such a task would be possible
1. Holy fuck, it’s Dylan
2. Don’t say his Fucking name it’s like Voldemort
1. We should run, Dylan is approaching.
1. Holy shit how did Molly die?
2. She spent the night at Dylan’s place.
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Dylan is one of the greatest people anyone will get the chance to meet! Dylan will make you fall in love in the blink of an eye,will always be there for you no matter how bad you mess up , and Dylan is honestly the sweetest,nicest,cutest,and all around best person anyone could ever meet!
Dylan is the best! I'm so glad I met Dylan
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Dylan, is this really cool guy..
sometimes an ass, but you still love him anyways!
he's easy to talk to, a great friend.. and someone you can depend on. unless he's with his fake ass friends...
he's crazy fun to be around, love's :3 faces
&& make's you laugh.. A LOT.
Dylan can brighten someones day instantly.
dylan is some goofy kid i meet in my bio class freshman year. (:
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The most amazing guy to walk this earth. He is sweet, funny, caring, gorgeous, happy and sweet. He would walk to the ends of the world for the people he cares about. He isn't one to get jealous and he's always there to listen or offer you a shoulder to cry on. He will send you flowers on your birthday or ask you to the homecoming dance by writing on your driveway. He will never ever let you forget how much he cares about you or how lucky he is to have you. He is the guy every girl should want.
You know Dylan, my amazing boyfriend? ♥
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a boy who really likes one person and will never give up trying for that one girl! (: and he is cute! (:
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the most amazingest (not a word) person you'll ever meet in your life. when you feel completly like shit, he'll perk up your mood by just being there. hes a great kisser and really good at those "sexual things". he has really soft hair and the most gorgeous brown eyes that you could stare into for hours.
>>:Who's that guy over there?
<<:He has soft hair and gorgoeous brown eyes and he looks like he could be good at doing sexual things.
>>:He must be a Dylan
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Dylan isn't like most guys. At first he might seem normal but really he is the most amazing person in the world. Dylan is super nice, funny, crazy, outgoing and super sexy. He is very tall and he has long wild hair. He has an amazing sense of humor and will always find a way to fix a bad day. Once you meet him your life will change forever. If you are lucky enough to date a Dylan, never let him go. Trust me, I used to date a Dylan and he was the most amazing thing in my life, I made the mistake of letting him go and now I regret it so much. Take it from me, never make the mistake I did and always hold him in your heart, you won't regret it.
I'm dating Dylan now and he is the light of my life, I will never let him go.
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