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the end result when your girlfriend insists on sex a few hours after a prostate biopsy has been performed on you.
She made me fuck her 4 hours after my prostate biopsy. When I came blood shot out so I jumped back & let it go, it was swinging around pumping out cum & blood like a Bloody Fire Hose.
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1) The act of trying to accomplish something that is pretty much impossible.
2)To Have good, yet futile intentions
3)A website WHERE NOTHING IS SAFE FROM the creators BIASED OPINION. BASED IN THE IOWA CITY, IA AREA HOME OF THE IOWA HAWKEYES, They TALK ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING they FEEL they NEED TOO. MIX IN A DASH OF ANGER, A PINCH OF REASON AND A HEAPING HANDFUL OF HUMOR, AND YOU'RE DRINKN FROM A FIRE HOSE!!!!(taken from their site: www.drinknfromafirehose.com)
1) A:Hey look at Johnny trying to get that hot chicks number!!
B:trying to get a number out of that bar whore is like DRINKN FROM A FIRE HOSE!!!
2)A:Do you think that feminist would like a hand changing her tire?
B: You're better off DRINKN FROM A FIRE HOSE, my good man!
3) www.drinknfromafirehose.com.....
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So named after Florida Fire-Hose (annual event)
*WARNING 66% OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE TAKEN THIS PILL HAVE DIED*
Military strength laxative, expolosive in nature, strong enough that even Chuck Norris Fears its name.
Tried only by three people, one was Alexander Litvenenko, who was given it by Russian FSB agents, and literally shat his hair off
The other two were un-named Lebanese men who tried the Lebanese Microwave, one shit out his own intestines, while the other was in a coma for almost a year and still cannot control his anal sphincter
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy 2: Would you look at that
Guy3: What is it
Guy 2: that fool just took some Florida Fire-Hose (laxative)
Guy 3: Ah thats why his intestines are coating that wall, I thought he was just some eccentric modern artist
Guy 2: Oh no he's that too, and a fag
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When a large black man blows a load all over a small white female almost drowning her in semen usually in a some odd pornography.
-Did you hear about Jamal?
-No?
-He was almost finished with this white bitch so he took his dick out and African Fire Hosed her.
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A town in florida is chosen after an olympics committe style choosing process.
The town spends a week collecting liquidy shit in a large vat, the Fire Hose ground collects said shit and places it in a fire hydrant
The fire hydrant along with dozens if not hundreds of fakes are placed around the town
People crowd around different fire hydrants with the hope that theirs contains the liquidy shit
At a given hour the hydrants are opened and the liquidy goodness sprays on the people who chose the right one
Who claim their prize of licking each other clean
Man 1: yeehaaaa
Girl 1: Whats that smell
Man 1: I just gone won me the Florida Fire-Hose (annual event) that liquidy goodness covered me from head to toe
Girl 1: damn, i missed it i was too busy touching my self to twilight, cooking and cleaning, the only activities females ever partake in
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Vomiting and shitting at the same time, likely due to food poisoning from eating poor quality Mexican food.
“Dude that taco cart at the festival was great!
“Yeah maybe for you, I was a Mexican fire hose all night trying to get rid of it”
When you ejaculate while your penis is not erect causing the penis to flop around like a fire hose that someone let go of.
Guy1: Did you see Katy last night?
Guy2: Yeah, she looked so hot I fire-hosed in my pants!