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The helen (abbreviated hn) is the imperial unit of measurement for female beauty, now superseded by the metric bella
Pulchritude is expressed as a fraction of 1000, denoting the number of ships that could be launched by the beauty of a given woman.
This system was originated by Christopher Marlowe in 'Doctor Faustus'.
"Maxim readers voted Olivia Wilde as the hottest woman in the world - therefore by definition she is rated at 1000 helen"
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Helen’s are amazing beautiful people who don’t give a fuck what other people think of them. Everyone wants to date a Helen, but normally Helens date Jonahs. Helens are extremely smart and talented and if you date a Helen you should be happy.
Jonah:I’m dating a Helen
Jonah’s friend: wow you are a lucky boy.
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A Helen is caring and kind soul. She usually keeps to herself and isn't that social until she's around her close friends, then she's the most fun person to be around.
She always puts people before her. So, when you meet a Helen, ask her how she is. If she says okay or fine, then be nice to her and help her because she's just trying to be nice and not dump her problems on someone else.
Helens are also very modest, if you compliment them they will be embarrassed and protest.
If you have a Helen as a friend, make sure to keep her because one, Helens are the best friends you can have, and two, Helens are vengeful beings. You do not want to mess with them.
Keep your friends close, and your Helen closer.
Girl 1: That Helen seemed so weird at first, but when she and I hung out more, she was so much fun to be with!
Girl 2: Really? I'll try to be her friend too!
So there is this girl at my school who’s name is Helen and me and my friend every time we see her we yell HELLLLLLLLLLENNNNNN as we are walking away
(that was just a story I thought it would be funny to share)
HELEN is a word that can be used as a noun as a verb, and in anyway possible.
If you know a Helen make sure you do the right thing and say HELLLLLLLLLENNN it might make her day! or not
Also me and that friend made a musical about her. its called HELLLLLLENNN the musical
Hey HELLLLENNNNN how was your day today? Was it Helen-tastic?
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Helen is a sheep girl, usually has sheepy blond hair and dates exotic Mexican guys such as Juan. Helen is a savage and not to be messed with, Juanitas should stay clear of her man. Helen is beautiful and amazing at languages and at picking friends. Helen hates the colour yellow and hates people touching her knees. Helen is an amazing girl to be around and everyone secretly wants to be her
Omg Juan is so lucky, he's dating a Helen!
Oh mona Lissa you bring tea towels to Helen!
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gorgeousssssss. Al the boys like her and all the girls are jelous of her flirty peronality.
guy:woowoo i had fun with helen last night
guy 2: wat happened?
guy 3: we played scrabble... BEST VALENTINES DAY EVER
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