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A www.songfight.org contender. He spans all styles, including Irish, jazz, hip hop, punk, and more.
Go check out The Sober Irishman at www.songfight.org, and if you like him, vote for him!
The Sober Irishman needs to win a fight!
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A collection of jokes known mostly by residents of the United Kingdom which involve a man from England, Scotland and Ireland. The jokes are commonly long and end up with the Irishman being made a fool of or making the pun of the joke.
The jokes rarely involve Wales. Lucky Buggers.
An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all invited to a Christmas party. In order to get into the party, they must bring something relevant with Christmas. On the day, the Scotsman turns up with a Christmas tree, so he is allowed in. The Englishman turns up and brings a cracker, so he allowed in aswell. Eventually the Irishman turns up also, holding a pair of ladies underwear. The guard at the door asks him, "What have they got to do with Christmas?"
The Irishman replies, "They're Carols".
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A racist slang term. A variation of felching, in which the man retains the semen in his mouth, then transfers it to the woman's mouth. She then swallows the mixture of saliva, semen, and anal fluid.
Origin: the idea that the Irish will eat anything when drunk, and that Irish women always do what their men tell them to do.
She's so sick, she begs guys to do the dirty irishman with her until she pukes up crap and cum.
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"I will fulfill to the best of my abilities to consume all alcohol in question. However if the amount of alcohol in question is too much. I will drink until I am passed out, unconscious."
Jack needed a partner for an international drinking game so he asks his friend Shamus. Shamus not wanting to let Jack down says "I'll give it An Irishman's try."
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Ties in with the stereotype that Irish men are not very articulate or compassionate. If something was particularly unpleasant or an anti-climatic it might be "like loosing your virginity to an Irishman". Another way it can be said with similar meaning is "like having sex with an Irishman".
Person1: How was your first shift at work?
Person2: It was like loosing my virginity to an Irishman.
Can be used in a stern way to cut conversation off as it is something you do not wish to talk about.
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It's when a guy takes a full beer (preferably Guinness) and empties it in a womans vagina during intercourse. The man then proceeds to drink the alcohol from the opening as it flows out in similarity to a waterfall.
An Irishman is having sex with a lady, and decides to pour his beer right down her vagina in order for him to go drink, and lick it out while pleasuring his companion. This is then called an Irish Waterfall (Irish fish market, Luck of the Irish, Drunken Irishman).
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a variant of beef stew where the perpetrator mistakenly has diarrhea, thereby dousing the victim with stew.
Woah, I think Jeremy just gave Steve a sloppy Irishman.