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1) Machine used to mow lawns, trim grass, and various weeds
2) Illegal mexican alien resident who snuck across the border holding a pinata, ten bottles of whisky, and a shitload of dirty mexican PCP Sometimes has retarded last name that is shameful due to a redneck father duping his dirty mexican mother into having sex. Tries to cover it up with a more obviously mexican name. Characterized by inability to communicate properly with others; exhibits an extreme fondness for tacos and other stereotypically mexican foods
Matthew Titcomb (a.k.a. Matthew Benitez)
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When you go down on a girl, the act of your face rubbing against her pubic hair initiates a lawn mower like tendency
Dude I can't believe I was lawnmowing for hours, she better reciprocate
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A sexual position. The man is standing holding the woman's legs up and boning her tight pussy. The "dirty" version of the classic wheelbarrow race.
that beotch loved it when we started doin the lawnmower
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A lawnmower is a lesbian, or maybe they're just "experimenting".
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A sex move designed by Chris Jackson where one proceeds to insert his huge cock into his parters vagina and proceeds to spin in circles in and out while licking her asshole. He then french kisses her telling her to love the taste of shit in her mouth because "you just orgasmed bitch"
Might hit her with the lawnmower tonight
#mysexmove
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A weird sexual practice.
Similar to the mexican lawnmower, with the main difference that you fill her ass with matzo balls and falafel before putting anal beads into her ass and leave it there for a few days. If you need lube, you should use hummus. These Matzo balls will increase the stimulation and help constipating the ass. For the next few days, you feed her with tacos and very spicy food, usually mexican, but it can also be asian. After a few days, you just rip out the anal beads and she will release a metric fucktonne of shit, falafel and matzo balls. Then, you can enjoy some specially spiced, warm, delicious falafel and matzo balls. Mmmmh.
P1: Oh wow, I didnt know you were that good on cooking. This falafel is just delicious. How did you manage to get it that good?
P2: Well, me and my girlfriend tried the israeli lawnmower today.
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A man inserts anal beads into a women’s ass and leaves them there for four day to prevent her from shitting. He will then rip it out as if it were a lawnmower releasing a fountain of shit
P1: Dude why are you covered in shit
P2:Me and my girlfriend just did the Mexican lawnmower
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