Kobe

The act of crashing into the side of a mountain

P1: How did Jonathon die
P2: He Kobe

P1: F

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Mexican lawnmower

A man inserts anal beads into a women’s ass and leaves them there for four day to prevent her from shitting. He will then rip it out as if it were a lawnmower releasing a fountain of shit

P1: Dude why are you covered in shit
P2:Me and my girlfriend just did the Mexican lawnmower

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