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Not a BMW, or a lemur. The Beemer Lemur is a unperformed sexual act. It is an act that replicas fisting into a hardcore stimulation for strong woman.
The way The Beemer Lemur is performed
1) the guy takes off his partner's panties
2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.
Time to celebrate December 1st with a sunday special! The Beemer Lemur!
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When an ordinary guy starts talking to a Lemur causing him to become a furry.
A: "I remember when Callum drank monster energy drinks all day and watched Formula 1."
B: "Yeah he always loved Lewis Hamilton; now he's just a massive furry because of the lemur effect."
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The end of humanity for ever and the beginning of a new society, a “lemuristic” society.
The video below was taken after the Lemurs conquered the Goats. Are humans next?
Little kid: How do you think the world will end?
Scientist: The world will end after the Lemur Apocalypse begins. Watch your back!
Serious Lemur is popular and known for being the best moderator on the F@G Live Stream.
OMG, Serious Lemur! You are such a great moderator!
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Much like the anthropoid primate, this party-goer spends a majority of their time off the ground and dancing on tables, chairs and sturdy ottomans. They are generally accompanied by loud music, fellow lemurs, and worried looks from the apartment owners.
I hope you have a strong coffee table, because Stephanie is a party lemur.
A being that is very obsessed with sex.
Wow, Josh is such a sex lemur! I've seen him walking out of thousands of apartments nude!