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"to cum on a negrooooo"
Matt and his friends invented the milky way last weekend.
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Milky Way is a chocolate bar made by the Mars company. This particular chocolate bar is known for its lack of taste and general shittiness, it is widely known that this is the chocolate bar of choice for serial killers. As only someone not in a same frame of mind would buy such a shitty chocolate bar.
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a term used for wiping your cummed outdick from there face lips to there pussy lips,
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A bag of Miky Ways is an extremely happy occasion once it happens to you, but for anyone within earshot it is one of the scariest occurences, if not the scariest in their entire lives.
It mostly includes monsters and bloodcurdling screams of friends.
A: "Oh, shit! I have a bag of Milky Ways!" (Happy/Surprised.)
B: "Waaaahhh!!!! Aaaasadkjhkjhhh!! Aaaahhhhhh!!! (Mortified)
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You fuck a female up the ass with a giant dildo. The ass is spread so as to create a crater like formation. This allows for the male to squirt his stuff, thus creating a pool of semen in the female's anus. The surrounding fecal matter of the asshole breaks off into the ejaculate goo, thus creating poop floaties.
Dude, did you hear? Tony walked in on his mother getting a Milky Way from her boyfriend.
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The act of squeezing a woman's breast milk ( shortly after breastfeeding) onto the intercourse below it forming a cold mess of cum and milk.
After breastfeeding I gave her a nice Mississippi Milky Way on the couch.
When one takes a dump in a cup and mixes mozzarella cheese in the cup and heats it up on the stove, then spreads it on their girl/guys back and then pulls apart the shitty cheesy goodness.
"oh Bobby please give me a Montreal milky way, im in the mood for a brown cheesy treat"
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