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Models are people who work their ass off to make money and sell you clothes.
Contrary to the popular belief that ignorant jerks share, no we are not all anorexic or bulimic. Yes, it is a hard job.
We're talking nine hours of extremely uncomfortable poses, thick makeup, hot studio lights, exhaustion, and no lunch breaks.
As for runway shows, we are talking insanely high heels that no human should be able to walk in and live, but somehow we manage. These shows take all day to prepare for and once again, no lunch breaks.
Now for the emotional stuff. We have to stay confident, face rejection, and face the jealousy (no matter how undeserved) of our peers.
Next time you say being a model isn't hard, think again.
Idiot: LOL, that girl thinks modeling is hard!
Model: Um, excuse me? how about you try it?
*tries it*
Idiot:Holy..... i had.... I didn't know.... I don't think I can move my legs...
Guy: Look at that girl over there!
Guy2: Oh yea, I heard she's a model!
Guy: DANNNG, hot, and she works her ass off!!!
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a prostitute for the eyes
I couldn't stop looking at that model until I walked into a pedestrian.
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an exxtremely gorgeous, unique beauty who can make anything look good. the only great models are the ones who can look gorgeous without their hair or make-up done, rolling out of bed in the morning!
examples of those models: Giselle B., Heidi Klum, Daria, and yes, Paris Hilton are all true, unique beauties that dont need anything to look great.
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a skinny individual who has dedicated their life to looking pretty and developing walking skills. They spend most of the time defending the difficult nature of their work (such as the rejection and time-consuming photo-shoots), this is because in fact their job is disgustingly easy and they hate that everyone can see it.
Model: Oh my gaaash it's like really really hard being a model. you have to like always look pretty and like watch your figure ALL THE TIME. It's like tough you know
Normal: Shot
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wow, look at that model he's gorgeous; his name must be Jared ______ Butler.
An 'occupation' for those too mentally-challenged to seek a real job, thus resort to lightly exposing their bodily features for money. In extremely rare cases is one even marginally intelligent.
Such people are only attractive to the lowest common denominator because whores are bad and true beauty exists internally.
Person with true beauty: I treated multiple aneurisms on the surface of a patient's large intestine during surgery today by performing sedative treatment and vessel suturing. In turn, I saved his life by preventing them from rupturing. How was your day?
Typical Model: LIK, U KNOWW, I WASS TRYIN OUT THE KNEW MAC LIP GLOSS LOL AN TEH COLUR MATSHED MY DRES!!!11111eleven!!!
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A person who poses and has pictures of themselves taken for ads/porn/posters/etc. A models job is usually to try to get clothing and other items sold.
Models are not realistic. Do not compare yourself to them. Many models (especially females) are anorexic and/or bulimic. Models often have UNhealthy eating (or not-eating) habbits. Pictures taken of models are often air-brushed to make them look "prettier" and/or thinner. Models are fake. Do not try to look like one.
Tyra Banks is a famous Victoria's Secret model.
Person A: Look at that model. I want to look like her.
Person B: She is air-brushed and fake. She is probably anorexic and/or bulimic. Please, don't try to llok like her. It's unhealthy!
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