Affectionate name for the state of Vermont.
I'm going home to Mont tonight.
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A person who resembles a caveman in any way, shape, or form.
Peter: Oh man!!! This 7 ft. tall fat hairy guy with gingivitis came running after me with a giant spoon, but tripped over his long entangled ass hair.
Mat: Sounds like a real monte!
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A girl or guy who looking a mess
Damn man look behind you that girl is mont!!!
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Crushing up a pill(Vicodin, Molly etc...) and putting in a damp paper towel. Than inserting paper towel into ones anus.
Oh shit I'm all fucked up! I Mont-Louied a molly 20 minutes ago and its got me feeling some type a way!
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The act of being an annoying grease ball at a party whilst believing everyone else thinks you're hot.
Fred - "See that dirty gutta over there?"
Ted - "Yea she is really being a Sloppy Montes."
the act of eating ass and then cyphing with and uninformed squad
"yo brandon pulled a messy mont on us and we don't fuck with him anymore"
Meaning to tell someone to calm down or stop lying
Someone is telling a far fetched story that no one believes. You simply hit them with a "CHILL MONT".