ninja turtle drunk

A severe state of intoxication marked by two main characteristics:

1. The belief that you can challenge and successfully defeat anyone in a fight regardless of their size and or fighting skill.
2. The intense craving for and ravenous consumption of pizza with no concern about toppings, condition or personal health.

Steve was ninja turtle drunk last night... first I saw him try and fight the bouncer when he left the bar, and then he found an old pizza in the dumpster and ate the whole thing. Master Splinter would be have been proud.

awkward ninja turtle

similar to the awkward turtle, place your hands on top of each other, except point your palms towards the awkward individual (representing the evolution of the ninja turtles to walk upright) and make punching/kicking gestures with your forefingers/thumbs

someone makes a sex joke in front of your parents.....what do you do?....awkward ninja turtle....

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mutant ninja turtles

If you don't know what mutant ninja turtles are then you need to stop living in a hole.

Mutant ninja turtles are the best thing that was ever invented

Ninja Turtle Feet

The way socked feet look after spending time in flip flops.

Didn't have time to put on shoes this morning, guess I'll have Ninja Turtle Feet for the rest of the day.

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Ninja Turtle Style

to have super ninja reflexes like that of a Ninja Turtle. This include the ability to quickly remove bells off of a coat in the dark without making a sound.

You just totally smashed that bug Ninja Turtle Style

Ninja Turtle Toes

An unfashionable footwear combination. Wearing thongs with socks on at the same time.

Dave ducked out to get the paper wearing his warm socks and thongs. Little did he know, people were staring at his ninja turtle toes.

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ninja turtle special

when you let your hand and arm get real ashy like turtle skin, then you jam your arm up somebodies ass and when you rip it out it cuts their asshole causing to bleed.

i was at the world series cheering my yankees on, when a phillies fan(asshole) stood up and said the yankees suck. so i did what any other yankee fan would do, i gave him the ninja turtle special

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