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An obscure term for a turd, most likely coined by the author Kinky Friedman in his mystery novels
The cat left a nixon in Ratso's shoe.
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Another name for the commonly used word "nigger".
Used usually in the presence of niggers so you can inconspicuously talk about them while they are near
Describes any type of black person, but usually darker skinned, not mullatos
Dude, all these nixons are creeping me! They keep eying me like I've got Grape drink or something.
Wow, I really hate these nixons
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Fecal matter that is not completely diarrhea, yet not solid either. Also known as the triple s' (semi-solid shats), the nixons commonly have the look and consistancy of seaweed. Usually appear the next morning after a long night of drinking. Many times they "attack" suddenly and without much time to react.
"Dan had to run to the bathroom as fast as he could cause he was attacked by a case of the nixons."
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When you go down on a woman, vigorously lavishing in the act (see fnar fnar) while tweaking her nipples simultaniously.
The raised arms and facial action - much like the action of a motor boat, but to the snatch region, should be representative of Richard Nixon's double handed victory sign.
Best results are returned by mumbling "I am not a crook" into the vaginal area.
Woman: "Oh yes, Yes, YES! You are such a bad boy!"
Man (or woman): "ruhuhuh - I am not a crook"
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Man 1: "What were those noises, and what's all over your face?"
Man 2: "Oh that? I was just giving your mum a Nixon"
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After you get charged with a crime you get away with it.
Man I got a nixon in court today.
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verb.(i.e. to nixon)
-to sweat excessively/profusely and not wear makeup or deoderant to cover up the stench and wetness, especially during intercourse. The worst nixon is a crucial nixon, during which the nixoner sweats all over the nixonee.
"Dude I pulled a crucial nixon with julie last night. It was gross, but kinda hot at the same time."
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while a dude proceeds to bang an under age girl from behind,he then raises both hands give's the peace sign on both hands then say's "i am not a crook" giggity.
Dude I totally gave that girl the nixon last night.
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