the office

Kick ass BBC2 Show. Tim is my hero.

When Dawn finally left Lee for Tim my faith in womankind was renewed...

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Offical

An office cubical that has walls but no ceiling.

Your manager says... "Please step into my offical."

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officeitis

When you are sick of your office and everyone in it. Everything makes you want to scream and everybody gets on your nerves.

Sally: And look at this picture of him in his baseball hat! Isn't it precious?

Dara: It really is.

Nicole (overhearing this conversation in the next cubical): Ugh, ladies, weren't y'all talking about that same photo yesterday, and the day before that and last week? Sorry, I have a bad case of officeitis, just don't mind me.

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office

A room for secretaries and job owners often described by workers as the fag room.

Worker: Hey look he's going into the office! Probably trying to come out of the closet to the boss.

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officer

Short for commissioned-officer.

Military noncomissioned member: "Here comes an officer!"

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Officed

A reference to one being maimed or killed in an office setting.

When one dies in an officecide they are considered officed (much like the term offed in a gang related death). Jane was officed by a coworker last week in a deadly officecide.

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Office

The room where the wealthy, rich, male snobs can throw their slutty - but hot - secretaries over their desk, because of the tasks their wives can't do for them at home.

The place where secretaries can get a raise.

Husband: Sorry hunny. I can't make it for supper tonight. Gotta stay late to get some work done at the office.

Co-worker: Oh...the secretary just came out of his office with her hair mussed and lipstick smeared. She must have really wanted a raise.

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