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An extremely intense sexual act involving a stripper pole and a honey pot. A lady (ideally with a background in pole dancing) holds herself upside down on a stripper pole, while her partner pours 3/4 of the honey pot into her snatch. The rest of the honey is distributed on his tally whacker. They commence to orally pleasure one another, the guy eating the honey out of her as enthusiastically as Winnie the Pooh in the Hundred Acre Forest.
Evan: "So I had a stripper pole installed last night..."
Jake: "Sweet, how'd you break it in?"
Evan: "I rocked the Inverted Pooh Bear with some spanish girl!"
Jake: "Christ almighty, could you even move after it was over!?"
Evan: "Barely, and my vision has only just returned..."
Blake(musing to himself): "I wonder if you could modify it to involve two guys?"
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A cute way to tell someone they're full of shit. A pooh pooh bear is someone who doesn't want to join in the fun, can't make it for some reason, has a bullshit excuse, flake, boring, a drag
Don't be such a pooh pooh bear, come party with us tonight :)
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A real bear that rarely makes an appearance in today's society. This specific type of bear thoroughly enjoys a large pot of honey and sometimes will go through large measures just to obtain one.
Gosh darn, I have to run to the grocery store again because those Honey Bunny Pooh Bear's took our honey again!
Mom, is it true that those Honey Bunny Pooh Bear's have a cannibalistic leader?
I wonder what society would be like if those Honey Bunny Pooh Bears just came out of hiding.
someone sweet like chocolate soft bear; sort of like a pimp always has a way with the ladiespimp},mac
That guy is a straight chocolate pooh bear. Look at him with all them ladies
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The act of fisting a woman's vagina, then pulling it out and putting one's entire fist into one's mouth to suckle the, "hunny."
"Yeah bro I was pooh bearing my girlfriend last night, I can't get enough of her sweet, sweet hunny."
Getting high while watching disney movies
"Dude I was totally pooh bearing it last night while watching Ariel."
(verb) as a man, to be dressed in only a t-shirt, thus exposing the male genitalia and buttocks, for a period of time beyond what is acceptable or necessary.
(while getting dressed) Man: “did you see my boxers and jeans? They were laying right by this t-shirt last night.”
Spouse: “Yes, I put them in with the rest of the laundry. They are hanging in the washroom. Would you like me to grab them for you?”
Man: “No, I’ll just pooh bear down there and get them myself.”
Spouse: “That is extremely unnecessary—please let me get them for you.”