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"I am hard as a rock," said Congressman Foley to the 16-year-old boy, "so tell me when yours reaches rock."
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A sort of sweet-talking, cliche term used by temp agencies and other employers to give you the impression they have some particular vested emotional interest in helping you, when really they are just screwing you over.
Temp Agency Recruiter: "I just wanted to reach out to you and invite you to take time out of your day to come down here for an interview."
Recruitee: "Is this because you think you may have a job available I'm qualified for?"
Recruiter thinks in response: "No, in fact the chances that I will place you are less than 5%, but I benefit personally from having as many qualified people in my database as possible and so therefore I thought I'd reach-out to you and waste your time."
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When a guy pretends to yawn just to put his arm around the girl he's with
Meg and Jason are sitting in the movie theater when an awkward makeout session comes on the big screen. So Jason yawn reaches over Meg's shoulders.
Standing behind someone and reaching over them in an exaggerated mannerism, resting your testicles on their shoulder. A maneuver typically performed by the alpha male in order to assert his dominance over the victim(s).
Hey look at that dude doing the "gopher reach" - he's got balls of steel.
When someone attempts a hand job on their partner/unsuspecting victim at night
Tommy leaned over and grabbed roys crotch to his surprise...and Tommy brushed it off as a Dark Reach
Fuck load better than Call of Duty.
COD Player:Dude i just got a thermal scope for my ACR
Smart guy plying halo reach:fuck you i just got a killionare
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This has become the new cliché for yuppie types or any pseudo-intellectual types or just idiots that think it sounds special. It is simply just another way of saying: contact, call, speak to, notify, etc. It really sounds faggy and flags the speaker as being self conscious about how they sound to their peers. You also have to wonder who they think they're impressing when they speak like they have an Emily Post book on etiquette shoved up their ass.
Bruce: I'm going to 'reach out' to Bill today.
Tom: Hey Bruce, why do you always insist on talking like a fag?! That little homily won't hide the fact that your a douche-bag.
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