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When your sleep rhythm is all fucked up and you "reboot" by staying up all night one night, and then going to bed the next night using the fatigue from not getting any sleep the night before. Use of a sleep aid is an option, of course, just to ensure that sleep can be reached. Usually an insomniac's desperate attempt (short of drinking until passed out or committing suicide) at getting some sleep.
Jon: Fuck, I'm tired. I'm doing a sleep reboot.
Mike: What's that?
Jon: I stayed up all night last night because my sleep pattern is all fucked up; so I'm going to bed tonight using the fatigue I have right now. Plus, I might take some Advil PM before I go to bed, too. This fucking sucks. FUCK INSOMNIA!
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When your significant other sticks their thumb in your butt and pinches your taint
I was whiskey drunk, couldn't get it up and needed a hard reboot
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SRE; or Sonic Reboot is a generally kind, Sonic based website that is dedicated to creating a massive fangame. However, we don't like to think of it as a fangame, but a chance to show what Sonic could really be if SEGA put more effort into their games. The chatbox moderators tend to be lenient, and as far as the forums go there hasn't been a mishap yet. One of SRE's goals is to be the biggest Sonic fansite on the internet, a goal we plan to reach.
Sonic Reboot ; Soon to be the biggest Sonic site on the web.
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A bitch who is not good at being Lara Croft, because she keeps moaning and screaming all the time; causing in everyone to think you're watching porn. She doesn't have double pistols, she doesn't collect relics, she doesn't fight mythical creatures, and she doesn't have big boobs.
Created by the gaming company Crystal Dynamics, with the game Tomb Raider, released on 2013, the series went to shit.
AH, OOH! AAAAH!!
Dude 1: Man, WTF! You're watching porn?
Dude 2: No, man, that's just reboot lara.
1. A Windows 2000 server that is no longer supported by Microsoft and which must be rebooted frequently to remain functional. 2. Alternately, any computer which must rebooted with frequency.
User: The timekeeping server is unresponsive. Help!
I.T. : Looks like that's the new Reboot Dunce.
User: Can we try turning it off and on again?
I.T. : Exactly... and, done.
User: So... same time tomorrow?
I.T. : Grrrr...
you bruh so hard your system broke and is now rebooting
Person 1:Why Is It Called Burger King But Not Burger Queen
Person 2:bru
Person 2 Exe Stop Working
Person 3: Damn Broke Him So Hard He's Gotta Go Through A Bruh Reboot
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When you are looking at porn and someone is comeing toward you and try to close the internet but, it's not fast enough so you reboot the computer.
Example: I heard my mom coming to my room and the computer was frosen so I had to Porno-Reboot
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