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A ritual many male swimmers will have to go through.
The sacrifice being the hair from their body. The swimmer sacrifice is when a male swimmer has to shave his body for an important meet, though it usually is used to refer to when a male swimmer shaves his arms and legs.
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Samuel: So that's when I did the lion king to her.
Richard: Holy Shit, what did she think?
Samuel: She was totally fine with it! She laughed!
-They both look over to see another guy with hairless legs-
Richard: What the fuck? Why did he shave his legs? What is he gay?
Samuel: No he's just a swimmer. The swim team has their championship meet tonight. They all shaved down.
Richard: Is it that important?
Samuel: Anything you can do to cut down on drag you do. Its the swimmers sacrifice that every male swimmer must do.
When you take the fat friend out of the equation, so that your buddy is then advanced into "scoring position" with the hotter broad of the group. Essentially, being a wingman but sticking along the lines of the baseball theme.
Jake wanted to make his move with this chick at the bar, but he couldn't get her alone. I was already blacked out so I told him that I would lay down the sacrifice bunt.
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When walking into a very ordinary nightclub to find only one very hot looking woman, 9 times out of 10 she will be acompanied by a very dirty looking woman. In order to hook up with the hotter of the two, one of your mates must distract the dirtier one by hooking up with her.
Hooking up with the dirty one is known as making "the ultimate sacrifice".
Furby and Mick walk into the Pavillion, Sydney.
Mick: Look at that stunner over there!
Furby: She is gorgeous.. but look at that ugly mole she is with
Mick: Furby... one of us has to make the ultimate sacrifice...
Furby: .... I want to make the ultimate sacrifice...
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A subtrope of Human Sacrifice, Virgin Sacrifices were generally made in ancient times as payment to a God or some other power, either to keep them functioning or to win their favor in general.
Tribes in Africa and South America engage in ritual Virgin Sacrifice every fall for a good spring harvest/hunting season.
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A brand that is burned into the skin branding you as a sacrifice that will cause demons to hunt/haunt you during the night. The only options are dying like a 🐱 or getting ripped and swinging around a huge swo- large chunk of iron with sharp edges.
“Yo I got a brand last night…”
“The hell happened were you drunk?”
“No it’s a brand of sacrifice so-…hold up they’re here” *pulls out a huge fucking sword*
“wtf? Also there’s a weird looking horse coming”
To fool your girlfriend by hiding your tame wank mags in an easy place, to throw her off the scent of the barely legal hardcore stuff well hidden elsewhere.
My girlfriend found my fiestas hidden under the bed and threw them out.She'll never think to look for my Private collection though.I guess thats a good porn sacrifice.
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Everyone give up the goods so me and my friends can have more. (Typically spoken by elected officials or upper management)
Elected Official to Constituents: "We all have to pay a little more in property taxes. It's a small shared sacrifice so we can keep teachers, firefighters, and police officers on the payroll".
Elected Official to Staff: "Pay raises for everyone, and if you need me, I'll be investigating our Sister City in the Bahamas".
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