When you are transparent with a bitch that you are not looking for anything serious (nor are you in a position to emotionally commit) and dis bitch does not want to recognize; yet continues to pursue yo fine ass and ends up covered in dirt.
I told her that i just wanted to fuck, but she wanted to cuddle every night...that bitch got shoveled.
When you have to do something that you really don't want to do.
Owner: Clean all this shit up, because im the owner and can tell you whatever the hell I want to.
Me: Hey *sticks up middle finger* shovel this you cunt rag...Im on my break
A Man who eats alot of food and also this friends food if he gets the chance
Brad: Damn the foods filled me up....
Richard:Well I'll have that then....
Brad: Your such A shovel Richard
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A weapons to defend against children
i just beat my kids with a shovel
cool
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The act of spooning as enacted by fatasses.
Dude, I just walked in on your fatass parents shovelling!
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Most people say shoveling is illegal, but rapists don't see why hobbies are banned by the government.
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