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When a shit coming out of one's ass is so long that it has amassed at the bottom of the toilet bowl and grown to the surface like a volcanic island emerging from the Pacific Ocean. The shit keeps coming in one long continuous poop like when a soft serve ice cream machine has a faulty handle. Eventually, to prevent the growing glop of excrement from pressing the buttocks from below, the person has to lift their ass off the toilet seat and rotate and hover their butt cheeks over this watery porcelain pit to let the brownie rope coil onto the steaming lump with as low a profile as possible. Though the shit is obviously dropping downward, the turd snake appears to be rising slowly from the toilet bowl, mesmerized by the slowly swirling ass, and burying it's head into that hypnotic brown eye from which it came.
Ben: "Dudes, I just took a shit that was so long that the top of it comes 5 inches above the waterline. I even made it curly-Q'ed like an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen."
Charley: "Damn, man! Your ass is a brown-eyed snake charmer!"
"Snaking the Charmer" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. To Snake the Charmer coil your cobra in the basket and mesmerize her with the song of your skin flute.
...and Maliha exclaimed, "Lo, behold! For the beast has turned its song upon the player...he is Snaking the Charmer!"
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anyone who gives someone a boner
damn! dat one-eyed snake charmer has me hard as rock!
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Where a man would cream pie a woman, but after doing so would suck all of the semen out of the vagina and spit it out next to him like snake venom.
I did the snake charmer on that freaky bitch last night, won’t lie not gonna do it again.
When a woman has such a sexy voice that she can make a man’s “snake” grow and make him attracted to her
Damn! Did you hear her sing!? Her voice is so sexy that they call her the “Snake Charmer!”