thongs that are too tight so they strangle your pumpum.
I accidentally wore pumpum stranglers to work the other day and i could NOT wait to get home to take them off!
An extremely heavy downpour of rain that can often lead to flash flooding.
That low-hanging Thunderhead Jenkins sure looks like it might produce a real toad strangler this afternoon, so keep your umbrella handy.
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Just before climax during a blowjob, the penis is withdrawn and the partner is force-fed a mouthful of chips and queso.
Betty wanted me to come in her mouth, but I gave her an Austin strangler instead.
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Term used by people in Florida to describe a strong and nasty thunderstorm.
Hey mike, I can't come over right now, I got a frog-strangler going on outside and it has the road in front of my house closed.
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Sexual maneuver in the same genre as the Philly Fakeout and the Cleveland Steamer whereby during the act of intercourse, the man chokes (fetish) the woman until she passes out. When she comes to, he cums all over her face.
Iโve been fucking this girl that's into choking during sex. I even give her the olโ Boston Strangler every now and then.
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This most hideous of maneuvers involves an extremely intoxicated woman ready to vomit and a "concerned male friend" in an isolated stall. He sets up the scenario by innocently offering to hold back her hair while she proceeds to vomit. However, unbeknownst to the woman, he is undoing his pants with his other hand. After the bulk of the vomit is expelled, the ensuing dry heaves create the ultimate contractions for deepthroating. The sounds made as a result of heavy penetration mimicking someone who is being strangled. He finishes, cleans her up, and hopefully, she blacks out shortly and forgets everything. The concerned friend leaves that bathroom stall a legend amongst his friends.
Ted: I think Jimmy gave that drunk girl an Albequerqe strangler! She looks like she's been through the mill.
Harry: No wonder he's always so helpful.
Ted: I bet his balls smell like old schmagma.
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A form of masturbation but can be used during sex.
While buffing the banana apply ample volume of bacon grease to said appendage to act as a lubricant. Right before ejaculation however, grab that shlong and grasp it with both hands and squeeze tight like your strangling someone.
This can be used to prevent full climax whilst masturbating, allowing you to go that little bit longer.
it can also be used in Sex by the female squeezing instead to allow the male to keep on plowing.
Bro 1: You dude, i heard you got with Emily last night?
Bro 2: Awww yea boi, with totally did the sex, shame i didn't know before hand or i could've packs some condoms and lube
Bro 1: oh shit dude you didn't get her preggs?
Bro 2: nah, we had bacon for dinner so she pulled a greasy strangler. It was tight yo!
Bro 1: wicked radical *skateboards cooly*