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Schmagma

one of many types of dick cheese

Since he has not taken a shower his dick stinks from the schmagma build up

by Johner October 7, 2005

74๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Schmagma

The cheese that gathers on your forskin.

Shit man I woke up this morning and had so much schmagma I could have made grill cheese.

by Switch16 January 8, 2007

69๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Schmagma

lint on the foreskin of a man's lucious penis

also known as a case of "dirty dick"

My marine, Joe, gone in the war for so long, no shower, no moist toilette, no whitie tities, was suffering from schmagma.

by Jessica/Andres November 23, 2003

43๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


schmagma

a pungent, pasty, and gooey substance that forms in the foreskin of a penis.

After three days of extraneous activity and no shower my dick formed a very unpleasant type of schmagma.

by bac bac bac January 30, 2010

16๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


schmagma

Unpleasant sweat that developes on a man's taint*.

*Refer to "taint" in UrbanDictionary for definition

Hey Lisa Guerrero, Quit talking about John Wade's "schmagma" on Monday Night Football!

by Rob S. September 9, 2003

21๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


schmagma

an unsavory byproduct, usually produced by or on a part of the human body

I was preparing to go down, but was deterred by the schmagma I found.

by Jaytex March 12, 2003

12๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


schmagma

A term for a guy's jizz. Magma (volcanic flow from eruption) from the schmag (cock). Get it?

Dick laughed as Sally's face was blasted with his schmagma.

by Jeff January 12, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž