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A midle aged man that akwardly hangs out with his children in obscure ways. A Stuart usualy is eaisily entertained and commonly has nothing else to do.
"my dad is such a stuart he coached my soccer game!"
"that kids dad is such a stuart."
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A two face Mother’s fuckin dick suckin bitch
Stuart is a bitch
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texting or sexting girls who obviously do not like you and that also think that your a twat when your clearly homosexual
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A dirty cock goblin, that loves having sexual relations with very close family members.
There once was a dirty kid that was a stuart.
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A stuart is someone with a fuck off massive chode and big tits to boot. Stuart is such a big dad that his being can barely be kept on the ground. He has several biological and non biological sons and is just generally a father figure for most. Stuart loves a big shafting
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An insecure, needy incel that spies on your phone and recites your search history/phone messages in casual conversation, hoping that you will return his man-child feelings for you.
Person 1: Hey, don't you think it's creepy that he knows exactly what you do on your phone?
Person 2: Yeah, he's probably a Stuart. I need a new phone.
Person 1: And some new passwords. Avoid that guy.
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i A admirer of women who all but he can see are short, ugly and Northern.
ii A lady who would be admire by such a gentleman.
iii The art of being completely blind to what your friends are saying and admiring the ugly girl anyway.
i Tom "Oh my god it looks like that girl has been hit repeated around the face with a large metal bar while being trampled on my a marching band"
Dick "Wow, yeah she is rather fit isn't she!"
Harry "You're such a Stuart!"
ii A personal ad "I'm 4 ft 5 girl from Sunderland with a slight facial deformity"
Dave "She sounds like a real Stuart
iii Chris "Mate you've got to open your eye's she's ugly as sin!"
George "What are you talking about, she's gorgeous!"
Dave "You are acting like such a Stuart!"
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