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turd burglar

Humourously derogative term for a gay man.

That guy is fucking turd burglar!

by Dr. J.J. January 16, 2006

69๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd burglar

the entity who dwells in one's toilet and steals the turd before one has a chance to check it out before flushing

you've just plopped this massive log in the john; you stand up, turn around and look down to behold your achievement and ... the damn turd burglar already swiped your poop ... there's nothing in the shallow water.

by aline November 17, 2003

172๐Ÿ‘ 95๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turd Burglar

A person who climbs in through an unlocked window to steal someone's fresh turd before they've even had a chance to flush it.

An dedicated Turd Burglar will then wait for the ideal moment to throw his stinking, hot, wet, prize; through the open window of a passing car.

You'll find at least one Turd Burglar in every large town or city

'Where's it gone. Why is the window open?'

'The turd burglar. He's struck again.'

(Hysterical Screaming)

by travisbickle86 February 18, 2018


turd burglar

Another name for a gay man/boy.

Elton John is a turd burglar!

by psycho bitch March 16, 2004

107๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd burglar

A toilet where your turds disappear rather than float or rest on the bottom, before you have a chance to look at them, leaving a very unsatisfied feeling.

"I took a huge dump but this damned turd burglar stole it. Bastard!"

by Ross Caldwell November 7, 2003

85๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd burglar

Any man who enjoys anal intercourse. (Especially a "top".)

Feces attached to the head of one's penis.

by Mark Ries May 16, 2005

88๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd burglar

A person who reaches into another person's arse for fun or profit.

A corn-holing faggot.

Lionel is a perfect turd burglar.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

185๐Ÿ‘ 137๐Ÿ‘Ž