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Humourously derogative term for a gay man.
That guy is fucking turd burglar!
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the entity who dwells in one's toilet and steals the turd before one has a chance to check it out before flushing
you've just plopped this massive log in the john; you stand up, turn around and look down to behold your achievement and ... the damn turd burglar already swiped your poop ... there's nothing in the shallow water.
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A person who climbs in through an unlocked window to steal someone's fresh turd before they've even had a chance to flush it.
An dedicated Turd Burglar will then wait for the ideal moment to throw his stinking, hot, wet, prize; through the open window of a passing car.
You'll find at least one Turd Burglar in every large town or city
'Where's it gone. Why is the window open?'
'The turd burglar. He's struck again.'
(Hysterical Screaming)
Another name for a gay man/boy.
Elton John is a turd burglar!
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A toilet where your turds disappear rather than float or rest on the bottom, before you have a chance to look at them, leaving a very unsatisfied feeling.
"I took a huge dump but this damned turd burglar stole it. Bastard!"
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Any man who enjoys anal intercourse. (Especially a "top".)
Feces attached to the head of one's penis.
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A person who reaches into another person's arse for fun or profit.
A corn-holing faggot.
Lionel is a perfect turd burglar.
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