Vacuum

When someone is sucking up intensely to anyone in high power. Normally leads to eye rolling, and laughing.

Sorry, I left my book at home. I was studying all night.

Did you hear that? I think I here a Vacuum!

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vacuum

where are we
where are you going

vacuum, they said. vacuum.

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Vacuumed

Vacuumed is to get an abortion.

or

Vacuumed is when you've had liposuction. From the slang Fat Vac.

Kyle: Is she keeping the kid?

Chloe: Nope She's being Vacuumed

Or

Alex: You gonna hit the gym now or get out the ol' Fat Vac.

Alan: I'll get Vacuumed i CBA with exercise.

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Vacuum

Something that sucks up everything-see also Whore

SUCK IT!! Vacuum

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penus vacuum

One who initiates the act of fellatio; a fucking cocksucker (the kind that engages in oral sex, not an asshole, a buttknocker, a bungsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, etc.).

This term is usually used to describe faggots, but it can also be used to describe a very despicable person.

1: John wants to be a penus vacuum -- what a fucking F46607!!!

2: Osama bin Laden was such a penus vacuum; I'm so glad that the Navy Seals hosed him down!!!

Vacuum King

A title that you manipulatively bestow upon your husband to insure that he continues to rule the vacuum in your household.

Oh honey, when I see my muscular Vacuum King moving like a big cat through the house, I am in a constant swoon!

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charisma vacuum

Someone who sucks all the lively-hood and fun out of the room. Generally, a boring or stale person.

Man, Moose is a charisma vacuum. Just so boring. Can't even cut a promo while being somewhat interested in what he is saying. Puts me to sleep.

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