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A real clean up job of your butthole after a shit. You're burning through toilet paper wiping your ass forever.
Dude, that shit came out sideways. It was a real thousand wiper.
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A shit that comes out with the consistency of a melting chocolate. It requires excessive wiping of the asshole, taint and butt crack region. If not cleaned properly it leaves a lingering shit odor to the ass and genitalia.
“Amy, you might not want to go down on me. I just had a creamy wiper.”
“That dude is always itching his ass. Bet he had a creamy wiper.”
There’s no such thing as a no wiper because you have to wipe to know if it’s a no wiper.
Guy 1: Oh bro I just took a massive shit and it was a no wiper.
Guy 2: How do you know it was a no wiper?
Guy 1: I wiped and there was nothing on the toilet paper.
Guy 2: so you wiped.
Guy 1: oh...true
Guy 2: exactly, no such thing as a no wiper.
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When the windshield wipers on your car sync up with the music on your car radio.
Oh snap! Check out the wiper beat! That song is way sicker with that hotness!
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The soft succulent lips of a woman’s vagina
Damn baby girl you got a nice set of tudy wipers!
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any bowel movement where 50 wipes are required
"Gavin had to use an entire roll of toilet paper after doing a 50 wiper"
"Fred's ass was red raw after that 50 wiper"
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a wad of used toilet paper left in the toilet by some hobo.
i had to do a four stage hoborinse because someone left me a wiper grenade