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BFD-which stands for butt face Dave. This name is made for one person and one person only. The complete asshole in your life. We all have one. Nerdy, rude, ugly, dirty minded and never fails to fail in insulting you. All the teachers/bosses Love him. And that just makes you dislike him more. I sincerely hope that the very specific person I’m writing about doesn’t read this. But if they do, fuck you bfd :)
“Omg ewww, here comes bfd RUNNN” screeched all the sane students at the playground.
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Big Fucking Dick
A covert way to let your bro know he has a big fucking dick for doing something meaningful i.e. lifting big weight.
“Are you about to lift the 115 dumbbells for shoulder press?”
“Yea bro”
“That’s some bfd weight bro”
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Short for "Big fat dick". When your dick is so huge it creates quite a bulge.
Random person: Oh my god that guy has a BFD, its really bouncing!
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Short for big fat dick. When your dick is so hard, and your balls are so big. Ideal for in bed.
My friend has a BFD, and I heard he had a great time last night with Jenny.
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What Biden whispered to Obama before the healthcare speech.
"This is a big fucking deal"
bfd
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the dumbest twitter groupchat. big face daniel.
bfd is dumb
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