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Condoms, because you need a ticket to get in.
Oh no, you are not having sex with me without tickets.
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A phrase used by someone who is shifty and they want to express the notion that they have ulterior motives. Usually said at the end of their sentence.
This phrase was coined by Jon Lovitz playing the character Tommy Flanagan on SNL.
Bob: Where are you going?
Sally: (who is planning to ditch Bob) "I'm uh...uh... going to the restroom. Yeah, that's the ticket."
Bob: Ok hope everything comes out ok.
I'm growing 'vegetables' (marijuana). Yeah, that's the ticket
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A ticket is slang for 1 million dollars
I lost out on half a ticket when that tour got canceled
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pointing out to friends that if a particular person on the street comes up to them they have first rights to pick them up. You are given 10 tickets only a day so they must be used on only the hotest.
'look at her'
'yeah, Ticket!'
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a pill of any kind such as vicodin, percocet, xanex, etc.
Yo Tim, you got any more of those vikings tickets for the game this weekend?
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A bothersome creature that seems to appear out of nowhere sneaking up on people when they least expect it and ruin an otherwise perfect day by giving something to them not wanted and taking away something they need.
While trying to get to work, but running late, a driver didn't notice the ticket-troll tailing behind their vehicle, waiting for them to make a mistake, giving the creature a chance to pounce upon the unsuspecting victim.
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