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Singer for the German Industrial Band Rammstein
Till Lindemann : german-licious :P
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Lead singer of German indutrial techno-metal band, Rammstein. Sex god. Genius.
I don't care what you say, Till Lindemann is sexy.
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The lead singer of Rammstein. He is a god with a voice that will turn straight men gay, and lesbians into straight horny whores who will do anything in the world to fuck him. He is sex on a stick that no one can resist. Till will one day rule the world, and will fuck your girlfriends and boyfriends while you watch in awe.
1. Till Lindemann is the sexiest motherfucker on the planet.
2. My boyfriend got mad because Till Lindemann's voice got me to orgasm instead of him.
3. Kevin had turned gay the instant he saw Till Lindemann come out on stage with a flamer thrower and started singing
4. I'd fuck Till faster than you can say "Rammstein is the best band in the world" if I ever got the chance
5. Till Lindemann is the sexiest German alive
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T he greatest living person on the planet, often regarded as God
Till Lindemann is God
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Lead singer of German band Rammstein. He is mentioned in "The Holy Bible" many times as a character named "god." He can outswim anyone in the world. And he can can kick even Chuck Norris' balls off (he won't due to the fact that Till and Chuck go on emo hunting trips). In fact, if you are reading this Till is probably fucking your girlfriend. Do not try to prevent this, it will only end with your demise, mainly because if you try to kill Till, he will laugh, grab you buy the balls, crush them, and then continue banging your girlfriend, while you watch and cry like a bitch.
Emo-Owwwwww my head exploded while listening to "Sonne." Why?
Rammstein Fan - Because Till Lindemann's deep voice burrowed inside your head, through your ears, and commenced to beat your head's fucking ass.
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An old Australian expression for a turd that has been left floating in the toilet bowl. Derived from the days before decimal currency when a pound note (a quid) was left in the cash register ("the till")
Geeze the shithouse stinks...some bastard has left a quid in the till.
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A phrase used when emphasising that your still doing something from long ago or something is still being done from a long time ago.
Used and popularised by the american boxer Deontey Wilder in the famous Till This Day! interview, which turned into a popular meme.
Has to be overemphasised in a slightly angry tone when saying it.
emily: Are you still eating that pizza from a week ago?
Sam: Till This Day!
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