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The act of performing sexual intercourse on a doughnut and splooging on it, hence the frosting
Jordan knew he would not get any action at the party, so he performed a Frosty Tim Hortons out of desperation.
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A cup of juice with extra ice so you pay more for less in a plastic cup with a plastic lid but in a paper drink tray to cut back on the use of plastic.
Can I get a peach drink?
“Sure; $1.99”
Hm. How about a Peach Tim Hortons Real Fruit Quencher?
“Of course; $7”
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When an American citizen visits a Canadian Tim Hortons and decides to empty last nights gluttoneous Taco Bell special on a random Tim Hortons bathroom and leaving before being noticed. Ie. think of a wolf marking its territory; in a similar nature. Shit is splattered all over the ceiling ground, and the bathroom looks more dilapidated than an abandoned Greyhound Bus Terminal.
Garrett created a Tim Hortons Thunderstorm in a Tim Hortons near Southwestern Ontario. After completing the act, the employees stared up and down to notice large splatters of poop on the commode, streak marks on the toilet paper, and brown poopy water flowing freely from the clogged up toilet. He left quickly akin to a wolf marking its terroitory with great sleuth.
Tim Hortons is basically the Dublin donuts of Canada but way better. They have breakfast and lunch foods. They have drinks, donuts bagels, and way more. Not your average coffee shop ☕️ best coffe in Canada. Most a Canadians shorten it to timmies.
You want to go get a coffe?
Yeah sure let’s go to Tim Hortons.