Tion Wayne

Dusty yute

Tion wayne suck yourself u dusty yute, I’ve got a problem with this Tion Wayne…I swear to god when I see this yute I’ll buss his head in

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con😭gra😭tu😭la😭tions

con😭gra😭tu😭la😭tions

*any couple doing couple stuff*
me: con😭gra😭tu😭la😭tions

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infor-shea-tion

Useless information, or a bunch of shit, that no one cares about. Most of the time performed by a speech impaired douche bag.

Shea - Did you know that wacecaw spewed backwawds is wacecaw?

Robert Kirk - That's some infor-shea-tion for you.

Con-fuck-tion

Confucktion

Con-fuck-tion That is the worst confucktion I have ever heard.

E•MO•TION

That Carly Rae Jepsen album that got robbed of a 2015 AOTY nomination and quietly flopped even though it's better than most pop albums and it aged like red wine.

Sara: You heard that Taylor Swift 1989 album?

Alfred: Yuh, but I like E•MO•TION more since it sounds better.

Sara: You're fucking gay, aren't you?

Alfred: And nobody should give a shit.

Sara: Oh I'm sorry, but is it actually that great?

Alfred: yep, being gay and a Carly Rae Jepsen fan is great!

Sara: Oooh, that's hot.

Alfred: Yuh?

Grip-tion

The ability to maintain grip.

The car slid off the road due to what Steve, "the mechanic"calls Grip-tion.

Tion Official

Someone who is retarded so they can earn a living but in reality they suck.

"Hey! Wanna read Tion Official's book?"
"Hell no."